person in class: mr smith hasn’t been in for a while
me: he comes and he goes, so capricious
she way out:
*at a party*
person: wanna dance?
me: it’s not about your body it’s just social implications are brought upon by this party that we’re sitting in
girl in class: i need help with question 3
me: i know you’re looking for salvation in the secular age but girl i’m not your saviour